Phobias
By: Ia Balbuena- Nedrow and Wyatt Thompson- Sipporen
Everyone is afraid of something. Needles, spiders, and Mr. Wolff’s math tests
are just a few common, or so to say, rational fears of the general population here at
AHS. Although most people have a few understandable fears, others live with fears that
can only be described as outlandish or even laughable. Such fears are known as irrational
fears. Irrational fears are guessed to be resultants of environmental and genetic factors, but
the extent to which these phobias are understood is still limited.
In the spirit of Halloween, Rogue News explored some of the strangest fears known to man:
Friggatriskaidekaphobia
This tongue twister describes a fear of Friday the thirteenth. Although the origin of “Friday
the thirteenth” is a bit foggy, it has long been known that both Friday and the number
thirteen are “unlucky.” The Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville
North Carolina reports that 17-21 million people in the U.S alone are affected by this
phobia- some are so petrified that they refuse to leave the house. As a result, an estimated
$800 to $900 million in business is lost on this day.
Pogonophobia
Deriving for the Greek word “pogono,” meaning beard, Pogonophobia is the name given
to those with a paralyzing fear of beards. This strange phobia is most-likely caused by
crippling traumas that somehow involved a beard.
Arachibutyrophobia
This is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Though it may be
understandable if one had a traumatic experience such as choking on a glob of peanut
butter, this fear goes as far as causing someone to go (pea)nuts whenever peanut butter
touches the roof of their mouth.
Geniophobia
The fear of chins. Chins come in all shapes and sizes- small chins, large chins, square
chins, round chins, double chins, and worst of all, scary chins. People who have acquired
this phobia most likely have an obsessive personality. This means that they are fascinated
by beautiful chins and, as you may have guessed, utterly horrified of disfigured or otherwise
unattractive chins.
Throughout history, fears have done a pretty swell job of keeping us alive. Fears of
enormous animals, high up places, swords, and guns have undoubtedly saved countless
lives of people who would have otherwise plunged to their death or been eaten. The
same argument can not be made for the fear of fridays, beards, chins, or peanut butter
unfortunately. However, even though these fears are a bit more…tame than lions, tigers,
and bears, it is important to be mindful of everybody’s fears and respect them no matter
how irrational.

Regina is a senior at Ashland High School. She spends most of her time on school work but enjoys reading science fiction and fantasy novels. Her family...